It's about time the Jews got a break in show biz.

Stray Consternations
I will be listing these consternations in "ascending order." That means smallest to largest.

As revenge I have edited the post, rendering your criticism nonsensical BWAHAHA!

Quick impression for you: "caw caw I'm Brandon Lee BANG FUCK I'M DEAD

Ted, his back to the camera, opens his portfolio for Don.Don, weepy-eyed, with trembling fingers, reaches in and pulls out a paper pinwheel, made from a photo of him with his brother.

"Chevrolet: What you most desire, right at your fingertips"
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If you're gonna destroy a car company I say, why not do it with some style?

Big kudos to Turtleneck Ted for seducing both Peggy and her mentor in the same episode.

Sorry Peg, but that's what you get for dating a communist. I'm not saying you shouldn't date a communist - they seem like lovely people - I'm just saying, that's what you get.

Now it's Xena who is the little blond sidekick.

RE: Johnny Got His Gun… that nurse jerks him off, right? I mean, I'm 90% sure that's what she did, but I think I need some second-hand confirmation (no pun intended)

As a Christmas Carol fan, I wonder if you'd appreciate this short animated "what-if" epilogue (is safe for work)… http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Because the movie Hook was obviously inspired by someone's lifelong obsession with the novel, I will always appreciate it, despite the egg fight and Rufio

NOOOO not the trolley! I don't care about the fucking puppets, I was enjoying our trip to the apple cider plant!

The girl in the Percy Jackson picture has that expression because she just looked into my brain and saw what I want to do to her.

That's EXACTLY what I was going for! *English fist pump*

So, a work's narrative dryness is directly proportional to the lady reader's genital dryness? Now this is what they should have taught me in that creative writing course!

What are you, gay?

Harry Crane is the Constanza of the show - a physical manifestation of my deepest neuroses and selfish urges - he is a delightful, empathetic character and all you emotionally stable jerks who demonize him oughta shampoo my crotch!

Hey! Dr. Zaius! I dropped my milkduds. Little help? *puffs cigar*

I've never had sex. Not even once!