Stann? STAAAANN!
                - Davos, from his cell

Women dig Nazis. It is known.

I'm guessing the Swedish police lab technician has a big hat and bushy mustache, and spastically tosses around beakers and things while borking. Can an authentic Swede confirm this weighted hypothesis?

Rape Quota - band name I call it

Do not taunt Cunt Punt.

See what you've done, ladies? This is what becomes of a man who gets blowjobs at 14.

That scene is the primary reason I am terrified to attempt my own manuscript.

Ooh! That stings, eh!

Just so you new age hippies don't develop a false sense of superiority, let it be known that disorganized religion is equally factless.

Au-stral-ee-a! Fuck yeah!

Were you lookin at my ass?
Don't be lookin at my ass, Asslooker.

When are they getting to the fireworks factory?!

Quentin has a huge head.
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This is good news. Banning gay sex would create a gaping hole in Apple's comics market, when what we're all hungry for is the cream of the crop, regardless of how hard it is to penetrate.

"Killed General Polk yesterday, and made good progress today."
                                               - William Tecumsuh Sherman

Oh, I see what you mean. No, I didn't get any information.

Do not pass go! Do not collect two-hundred dollars!

I had a wonderful dream where I was Hilary Duff's scorpion.

People level the exact same complaint at me and frankly I'm sick of it.

I love it.