Oh, sure! When a *guy* wants to fuck strangers on a jagged metal chair it makes him a stud! But when a *woman* wants to do it it's weeeiiirrrd!

Congratulations on getting your masters degree in musical arts.
Thanks.
What are you doing now?
I compose music for the dog channel.
Oh, is that an Animal Planet type thing?
No, not exactly. It's a channel you leave on for dogs to watch when they're alone.
Oh. I didn't know dogs even understood what music is.
I don't think…

HOW YA LIVIN? 
WHAT?
HOW YA LIVIN?
WHAT?
HOW YA LIVIN?
*bursts into tears*

Like Sherman to the fucking sea.

…or DID he??!11

This may just be the white guilt talking, but I think I'm developing a crush on Don's secretary.

I was waiting for Harry to get up, crying, from behind the couch and leave the room.

Looking at her, I wish I could put *my* hot tube in a time machine (if you know what I mean).

As I *tried* to explain to my supervisor, sexual harassment often leads to long-lasting friendships.

Oh sure, I remember Bert. What was that, way back in season 3?

What the fuck did I just watch?
Did that guy just drop dead, followed by a smash cut to him alive? Or did I black out for 30 minutes? 
Who the fuck is that girl? Is she Sally's friend? Then why does Sally hate her? Oh, we're going to follow this girl's subplot now? I don't care about her. Only Betty seems to care about…

People ARE stupid about accents, you're exactly right. It's all very subjective and anecdotal. The self-assured hyperbole in many of these comments is evidence enough of most people's ignorance of the subject.

Here in America, we say "shitty" when using it as an adjective. You Commonwealthers' selective disuse of suffixes confuses and infuriates me.

What a peculiar turn of events.

The Demitri secret admirer sketch was every shy person's worst, most horrible, paralyzing fear. I loved it, but could barely watch it too (Waltz's timing in it was perfect as well).

Nasim Pedrad characters : Kristin Wiig characters : : erotic massage : anal fisting

fuckin' A

Dead from a heart attack at 50?!  Did the dude smoke bacon grease?

And, uh… WOUND that Mister Smithers!

And, uh… WOUND that Mister Smithers!