Do not taunt Happy Fun Slide.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Slide.

That exact moment scared the fuck out of me as well. Re-watching it as an adult, I was disappointed by how quickly Pan turns the tables, after the film has you - dramatically - in the palm of its hands like that. But I guess for kids, five seconds of peril is a lifetime.

That exact moment scared the fuck out of me as well. Re-watching it as an adult, I was disappointed by how quickly Pan turns the tables, after the film has you - dramatically - in the palm of its hands like that. But I guess for kids, five seconds of peril is a lifetime.

I particularly dig the opening scene: the less-than-educated grateful black soldier and bumbling white soldiers all express a simplistic adoration for Lincoln. Then an educated black soldier bursts in to ruin everyone's mythologizing with some fearlessly direct, legitimate criticism of Lincoln's less-than-stellar…

I particularly dig the opening scene: the less-than-educated grateful black soldier and bumbling white soldiers all express a simplistic adoration for Lincoln. Then an educated black soldier bursts in to ruin everyone's mythologizing with some fearlessly direct, legitimate criticism of Lincoln's less-than-stellar…

[rips out mouse_clicker's eyeball]

[rips out mouse_clicker's eyeball]

Dude. Seriously. It doesn't just sound like her, it fucking is her. I thought I had Portal minimized in the background while watching this piece of shit.

Dude. Seriously. It doesn't just sound like her, it fucking is her. I thought I had Portal minimized in the background while watching this piece of shit.

As I am pathetic enough to have nothing better to do, I shall write the following:

As I am pathetic enough to have nothing better to do, I shall write the following:

I adore Seven Samurai but have not seen Sanjuro. How would you say it compares?

I adore Seven Samurai but have not seen Sanjuro. How would you say it compares?

I read the interview "highlights" and I guess I'm not a pious enough modern liberal, because I'm going to need you folks to explain to me how he is racist or clueless or any other evil thing.

I read the interview "highlights" and I guess I'm not a pious enough modern liberal, because I'm going to need you folks to explain to me how he is racist or clueless or any other evil thing.

Hopefully it'll work. [inexcusably indifferent shrug]

Hopefully it'll work. [inexcusably indifferent shrug]

Admiral Akbar is Filipino. You heard it here first, folks!

Admiral Akbar is Filipino. You heard it here first, folks!