Tom Cruise has gone bye-bye, Joseph Gorden-Levitt. What have you got left?

Tom Cruise has gone bye-bye, Joseph Gorden-Levitt. What have you got left?

Chris Rock's Mel Gibson anecdote

I respect Rock, so this checked my reflexive knee-jerk reaction a bit.

Chris Rock's Mel Gibson anecdote

I respect Rock, so this checked my reflexive knee-jerk reaction a bit.

Is it possible for the white devil to get a guest pass to a powwow? Cause I think I'd be a hit with the Cherokee gals. I'll wear a cavalry hat, piss off her father, be the bad boy for once.

Is it possible for the white devil to get a guest pass to a powwow? Cause I think I'd be a hit with the Cherokee gals. I'll wear a cavalry hat, piss off her father, be the bad boy for once.

No.

No.

He's got that Michael Jackson disease. Don't be ignorant.

He's got that Michael Jackson disease. Don't be ignorant.

Is Jaden ever going to grow up?? Seems like he's been a child for longer than there have been children.

Is Jaden ever going to grow up?? Seems like he's been a child for longer than there have been children.

*20th Century Fox jingle*

*20th Century Fox jingle*

As a kid I thought Jumanji had one hell of a fascinating premise. Two kids play the board game, one of them gets sucked into it and is stuck there for thirty years(!), and so when two new kids inadvertently free him by continuing the game he has all this creepy jungle survival knowledge that allows them to survive to…

As a kid I thought Jumanji had one hell of a fascinating premise. Two kids play the board game, one of them gets sucked into it and is stuck there for thirty years(!), and so when two new kids inadvertently free him by continuing the game he has all this creepy jungle survival knowledge that allows them to survive to…

So were the squirrels "married" or "merry"? I thought they were merry, hence Milton's enjoyment in being able to see them from his former desk. If the line is "married", I don't think I get it.

So were the squirrels "married" or "merry"? I thought they were merry, hence Milton's enjoyment in being able to see them from his former desk. If the line is "married", I don't think I get it.

Excellent example of a classic Simpson's bait-and-switch punchline:

Excellent example of a classic Simpson's bait-and-switch punchline: