I agree with everything he said, except for that part about Tim Burton being talented.

I've made a horrible mistake.

Turtleneck Ted vs Doninatrix - who will succeed in pulling Peggy in with his handsome tractor beam?

Pretty decent episode, but I'm bummed there was no scene of Theon Greyjoy being tortured. GET WITH THE PROGRAM MAD MEN!!1

ABE NEEDS STICHES

He fucked twelve ladies at Okinawa.

Interesting. Did your crush persist through the Wesley Crusher years?

I blame those exploitative marble statues for telling girls you have to be a hairless sex object in order to land a wealthy merchant.

I suspect what throws people for a loop is not just the naked ladies, but the fact that they're really, really good looking, non-plastic naked ladies, which the average person rarely sees in real life (and hardly even in porn). It can make people a little giddy.

Ladies and gentlemen of Westeros… I'm just a White Walker. Your world frightens and confuses me.

1) Was it the leech that sealed the crush?
2) Woman or gay man (it's important!)?

…for Westeros, Joffrey?

I wish I'd been one of the lucky adolescents to get a visit from the Handjob Fairy. My life would have turned out so much better.

I think I've figured out what L.A. Noire was missing.

When white people be gettin robbed, they be all like, theys watches in the drawer. When black folks be gettin robbed, they be all like, aw hell naw

God bless you for dating fat guys.

Caption Contest!
 …She said the turning point was when she realized that she was Emilia Clarke and that she was dating Seth MacFarlane.

Ten days to go! It's the final countdown!

My favorite part from the original: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I appreciated the producers' dedication to authentic location shooting, but did they have to nape Cambodia?