…in a coffin!

Liz does come off as some kind of asexual. I take it as humorous exaggeration, but is it reflective of many women's true feelings?

Were you looking into a victrola?

He married her when she was still a fat lesbian with a pirate scar, and it's paying off in gratitude.

BRING BLACK CHUBS, FOR WHITE SCREWS.

I vote for 30 Rock.

"Being handsome is the only qualification, right?"

Typical. Blame everything on the pedophiles.

Leave me alone. I'm thinking.

I dislike schizophrenic characters in general. Don's next ladyfriend, the Jewish gal, is probably my favorite of the bunch, as she's on a very specific mission. I need that in a fictional mistress. I also like that he gets her to beg him to fuck her. I'm too scared to try pulling that one off in real life.

He did break into and trash the former Draper residence, but I forgive him due to my hate for Betty.

I wish there weren't so many girls on the internet.

I read on IMDB the actress who played Cramsey also doesn't know the difference between sci fi and fantasy.

The first episode is very strong with its in-your-face historical realism; there's a strong time travel feel, which is what sucked me in right away. My only complaint about the pilot is a long scene with Don's boring artist girlfriend, but she gets written out pretty quickly (he's got a new one every couple episodes).

How old is Sally going to be now? I'm awkwardly awaiting the inevitable episode where she gives that hoodlum boyfriend of hers a handjob.

Don't forget to bring a towel!

The 9-year-old-with-frustrated-boner in me loves Disney Eyes. Phrasing!

Moss looked weird to me at first, but has grown on me after watching her get fat, then thin, then strip, and show her orgasm face a couple times. I'm a romantic, I guess.
Is the photo above a new one? Unless it's a trick of photography, Hendricks looks far thinner which is gonna finally earn her a place in my Official…

…Mulva?

"Hog" definitely kept coming to mind during her performance.