And once again my beautiful Persian princess Nasim gets put in a god damn old lady costume after only the briefest of shots of her as a young porno lady. Is her father on the writing staff or something?

America's current wars are in no way forgotten, and they're far smaller and less destructive than past wars, and can't yet be analyzed from an historical perspective, and they make movies and TV shows about them all the time.

"Spielberg borrows from the language of John Ford, depicting home as a place of shelter that needs constant protection, one populated with characters for whom love is bound to fractiousness"

"Everything else is a mix of popular dreck or Oscar bait."

Amistad is such an engrossing film… aside from the tension-filled court battle plot, it has very memorable bit characters: the young Catholic judge, the badass British captain (or was he an admiral?), and of course Morgan Freeman, who receives advice from the white leads instead of giving it.

Tintin carries a gun? I figured it'd be a walkie talkie. What happened, did Spielberg's kids finally grow up?

He looks like Jerry Lewis!

"At the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen this weekend, lifetime honoree Jerry Lewis stunned the audience by declaring, quote, 'I don't like any female comedians because I think of them as producing machines that bring babies into the world.' Lewis then spent an hour discussing the finer points of his own comic…

She was nekkid above the waist in Brokeback Mountain. Nice they threw something in for the brahs.

In tonight's episode she blows Han Solo.

According to this study: http://ucsdnews.ucsd.edu/ne…, knowing plot details in advance supposedly does not hinder one's enjoyment of a story. Oh shit, I just spoiled the study!

Tom Berenger plays the football field.

Surely the most riveting scene in Batman Forever.

God help me, I am filled with childish glee at the brief sight of the dwarves' choreographed dish-slinging musical number. I ain't a even a queer or nothin!

Wherein Bilbo smokes an impractically long pipe and chuckles to himself. But who's the pretty white lead to whom he gives advice? Has Frodo even been born yet?

Considering my massive crush on Ms. Pedrad, it was nice to see her not playing a child or old lady for once. I'd like to clean HER magic carpet, amiright?!

What's a diminiminagh?

He's holding me CAPTIVE;
He took my cell PHONE;
I haven't seen SUNLIGHT,
Oh, for days.

I picture Sims in a British officer's uniform, popping up into frame during a scene: "Right! Stop that! It's silly."

Aw, c'mon! Aren't you curious how they got in that sack?