Jeffrey Dahmer has sex with all of them.

You should just call your label "Sex With Your Wife."

"…and why does Natalie Portman fall for the big hunky blonde guy instead of a fat little nerd in a sweater vest? But never mind."

Every time I get to the middle in Trivial Pursuit I yell, "Another win for Mmmmmilos!" You can ask my family; it NEVER gets old.

If Peggy Olson says so, I don't doubt it.

Someone's been reading my dream journal.

I believe you're making the common mistake of confusing empathy with sympathy. Obviously none of us sympathize with these characters (as in agree with their actions), but one must absolutely empathize with characters, which simply means feeling what they're feeling, as well as feeling that what they're feeling are the…

As far as I'm concerned, calling someone a cunt is punishment enough. Killing her is overkill.

"Box" as in a receptacle for cock. Or a bag of dicks.

For confused North Americans: in England, "torch" means "elevator."

Jack-Knife!

Well, that settles it… I'm mutilating my child's genitals!

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You're obviously forgetting Dark Knight Abed.

DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Ron having sworn to help a bureaucrat get elected is sure to bring up some amusing B-plots.

His ceaseless torrent of insults at Jack MacBrayer (who stares back, without breaking, as if about to cry) is the funniest part.

Great, now I'll feel slightly less guilty about masturbating to Elf.

You folks must have saw The Great Outdoors when you were impressionable children, because it most certainly sucks. Offensively bad cliched characters and slapstick. Very Baby's Day Out. I urge you to look it up now that your brain has reached its full size.

People who yell things in theaters oughta shampoo my crotch.