I guess if he only wants her when she's gone, that's still most of the time right?

I wish my home was anywhere near that wrecked.

Actually remembering those syllables is for total chumps (or people who actually have to perform it as a troup i guess). It is drastically more fun to just sing new random nonsense each time. Especially if you allow yourself to include a few actual words, but not any that fit together.

"Kim is firing back at the haters with naked pregnancy selfies…wait, why do I know that?"

But is it worth the risk that she says "yummo!" during oral sex?

And robots! They suck online too!

Moderation Update: Still Kicking — It's Not Dead (a Special Report)

It sounds like they've really mastered baseball spectatorship even if they're still working out the kinks on drink selection.

It's a trademark thing. So, the part that makes sense is that you can register a brand and logos and such, and then other people aren't allowed to capitalize on it with counterfeits and potentially hurt your reputation or free ride on your marketing. And then the part where it starts making a lot less sense is that's…

That's sort of a separate phenomenon, like how Transformers initially existed primarily as an ad to sell Transformer toys, rather than Transformers toys being jammed into one aspect of an unrelated story.

John Oliver is carrying the Bud Light Lime negative advertising torch too.

Yeah i guess exchanges like "Didn't you notice you got your powers from an event rather than at birth or during puberty"
"Can we please not talk about puberty"
don't play quite as well with a 20 year old model.

I'm sure this means all the skin comes off someone's face, but to avoid picturing that further, i'm going to assume you just have some weird thing where you refer to masks as 'face gloves' like the German notion of gloves being 'hand shoes.'

The Inhumans, AKA that impossibly confusing yet seemingly important thing happening offscreen in Ms Marvel.

I think Agent Carter basically pulled that off as well as could be expected with its budget, even if it had a lot of powers along the way.

Never do tier 17!

After a long struggle to make the film rights work, and a series of confused rewrites for various reasons (one credited to Deadpool himself somehow), the film is released 6 years behind schedule as Batmite vs Howard the Duck.

The character is 16 right? That's old enough that casting an adult isn't really going to break suspension of disbelief.

Good point. I also don't think it's necessarily going to be a less a matter of them trying a less appealing property and it bombing (I mean Thor worked back when they didn't have much of a track record yet) and more a matter of decline in a long series combined with a general superhero fatigue leading people to not…

I'm thinking it probably sounded very different as a standup line in context than as a clickbait headline written in a journalistic style.