One of the many side effects of our collectively deciding 50-80 year old children's books are the only viable starting point for blockbuster movies.

She originally moved to Tibet after her divorce, and is staying around teaching people magic just long enough to make for a good autobiography.

Well hopefully this will work almost as well as that liquor.

We shouldn't kill them, but we don't have to save them if there's a freak gasoline fight accident.

This one was really good looking back at it. At the time i was distracted by how whole plot revolves around them being afraid to call for backup because it will tip off Figgis's plants in the NYPD, except Figgis himself and anyone he cares to tell already know what's up or they wouldn't need backup in the first place.…

Tell my wife…hello

I'm with Greg on the 'hoverboard dancing.' That wasn't entertaining OR impressive. The guy who said "Well, you couldn't do it" was wrong. This wasn't one of those things that looks stupid but is still a technical skill beyond your reach without practice. This was like driving a bumper car: children can be trusted to…

I think in the very first appearance of Valencia they established that he and Valencia dated on and off in high school, and that his camp fling with Rebecca wasn't cheating (We were on a break!) but that he never told her about it regardless, and she only found out because of Rebecca blurting it out. This was used to…

Thanks, i could not place what that reminded me of aside from I'm Telling You I'm Not Going, which wasn't quite right.

Also very important for Rebecca that she stood up to a guilt trip from her mom friend. I said friend.

I get the feeling the actors for Daryl, Josh, and Valencia weren't selected for their singing ability, and it doesn't lean on them much as a result, but even they got a couple of songs a piece over the course of the season.

I kind of agree, but at the same time the show does encourage that while deriding it. It's not exactly Sucker Punch levels of condemning the thing you're selling, but this finale felt like a commitment to continuing the whirlwind romantic drama going forward as a hook for the show, rather than changing like i dunno,…

I liked Paula's, but Lea's was really disappointing.

I think she might also not know weddings. I didn't think this was some guys vs girls thing even; most people i know of either gender seem to view weddings as sort of boring impositions that can be redeemed by caring enough about the bride or groom. So you know, your son or daughter's wedding: totally magical. Your…

I really hoped this was going to get a little less soap operatic (and that the name was going to fit less well) going forward. I enjoyed that element of her bouncing back and forth between guys and executing insane secret plans this season, but it seemed like she was going to be allowed to mature some and maybe slow…

It's a simple 3 step process

A Fistful of Spaghetti would also be a great western film festival name.

It's gonna be an uphill battle to be as good as any random scene where Kimmy is working as an Uber driver.

That just makes it seem even more insane that they weren't seated together.

Come on, sarcasm isn't _that_ hard to see in print.