Yep, you can see the whole point of this thing laid bare in like 2 minutes via Shirley's scary story in that Community Haloween episode.

I think the mass guillotine usage is specific to Thief in the Night isn't it? This one's got more bombing.

They get even more confused if you know basic stuff about Christianity and are Jewish. A lot of them honestly think Jesus perfectly encapsulates the Jewish messiah and the only reason Jews haven't all converted is they somehow didn't notice this fact.

Yeah that thing's gonna be Noah all over again. Offputting to secular and more laid back christian audiences who are worried it's gonna be preachy, presumed to be blasphemous sight unseen by the folks who show up to things purely because they're "Christian".

It seems like part of it might be that it doesn't speak to their modern lives directly. War Room, Fireproof, arguably the Tyler Perry morality plays (although those are somewhat higher quality imo)…probably some others i've forgotten tell you your faith can fix the problems in your life here on earth, and not via some…

It's hard to know where's going to be safe. Who all is a "real" Christian really changes depending on what point they're currently making.

I just listen politely to the other person's theory and then tell them i believe in this http://dresdencodak.com/200… that usually teaches them to stop interacting with me.

Which makes it incredibly sick that he spends almost all his time hiding the fact that he has converted, and even actively working for the guy he knows is the antichrist.

Yeah he's totally in line with the values of the sort of evangelical Christianity that is just about tribal purity and the material exaltation of that tribe. It's amazing how thoroughly his pitch to them mirrors the temptation of Christ in the wilderness, and how that totally fails to set off any alarm bells for them.

It's a real race to the bottom. I was sure Cruz was the worst candidate for a while, but Trump's "murder their families" approach to terrorism made me really doubt that evaluation again.

Hey if the person Ray J is fucking can make a living off that fact, i have to assume the same goes for the president.

Nothing so gauche as that will take place, but it will turn out she has a suspicious number of unpublished manuscripts lying around.

I like to imagine this is just an especially grand 20 dollars rather than 20,000

If you die in a national tragedy there's probably a group memorial service it's appropriate for politicians to attend in lieu of your individual funeral anyway.

It can't be ranked and separated, because it's all part of a single connected plan to get every nation to cede their sovereignty to the UN in the name of globalization and then institute shariah law.

I find they actually get a lot less stressful the less mandatory it is for you to be there. If you're one of the people the funeral is "for" i can't handle interacting with the other people there, but on the other side of that interaction it feels fine. Although maybe it won't be now that i realize my idea of going to…

It turns out it's just the 17 cubic feet of Steve Buscemi.

Serious answer: when those teenagers became adults via the normal aging process and didn't magically stop talking differently.

I'm sorry it didn't lead to professional work.

I can only imagine the disgusting organs that thing is covering.