Can you take a screengrab of one of those lizards because I just can't fucking believe it.

Can you take a screengrab of one of those lizards because I just can't fucking believe it.

At least it's still a comedy. With jokes. Thanks, Louie.

At least it's still a comedy. With jokes. Thanks, Louie.

If there's not a first-person anecdote about experiencing media transcendently, you know you're not reading a Todd.

If there's not a first-person anecdote about experiencing media transcendently, you know you're not reading a Todd.

I'm so fucking glad Sophia wasn't in this episode too.

I'm so fucking glad Sophia wasn't in this episode too.

Looking forward to Ellen DeGeneres's show of support through a string of armed robberies across the San Fernando Valley.

Looking forward to Ellen DeGeneres's show of support through a string of armed robberies across the San Fernando Valley.

There are pictures of this woman eating a hot dog dangling on a string and you choose Newsroom press shot.

There are pictures of this woman eating a hot dog dangling on a string and you choose Newsroom press shot.

Whatta boob!

Whatta boob!

Surely I'm too old…

Surely I'm too old…

When you go low, you might as well try for a boner.

When you go low, you might as well try for a boner.

This is the paradox.

This is the paradox.