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Sophia is annoying.

Sometimes I wonder how much could be solved by kidnapping some of these people and cutting their toes off on television.

Sometimes I wonder how much could be solved by kidnapping some of these people and cutting their toes off on television.

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This calls for a big fat bowl of Dynamite Diggums!

This may be the one that could break the We Hate Movies crew.

This may be the one that could break the We Hate Movies crew.

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Justin Bieber illegal cumloads. Ma diq.

Introducing the porno version of Ice and Lindsay.

Introducing the porno version of Ice and Lindsay.

This seems like the beginning of a very good blowjob.

This seems like the beginning of a very good blowjob.

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Did you choose Dad Rock or did Dad Rock choose you?

Did you choose Dad Rock or did Dad Rock choose you?