i went to a cowboy bar in Anaheim called the Ranch for a friend's bday.  Fuck country bars.  Not only did they not play any johnny cash, they were a bunch of pussies.  I thought cowboys were tough-as-nails, like that dude in the old black angus commercials.  instead i get hassled once for cutting across the dance…

dunno if its already been posted on these reviews, but Conan did a great roundtable interview with all his writing pals from early simpsons.  its a great watch!

hey! it was a freaking blast. :) happy to say, all my friends said it was the funnest wedding they've ever been to.  Then we flew out the next day for Florence, Italy.  We had an amazing apartment.  ate like fat ass kings.  got to see rome, sienna, lucca, and most of florence for a week.  took a vespa riding tour and…

yupp. big ups to dads everywhere. every inappropriate action movie, all the gratutious female nudity.  made me the man i am today.

never, your love is justified!  I'm just sorry i missed this thread today.  Can't comment at work and as soon as i got off I had to go see family that was flying in for the wedding.  I been drinking cadillac margaritas since 7 and just got home.  im still fucking drunk and I get married in less than 48 hours.  this is…

ahh smacks, as soon as i saw this article title, I knew you would be all over this shit :)
you are doing the lord's work, spreading the gospel of Homme.

HOLY FUCKIN SHIT, STANDING OVATION FOR @avclub-6beb5f589a9fd04c21fcd50db3d9c80c:disqus

smacks you glorious devil! thanks for the heads up, I know what i'm doing tonight…:)

hey goatman thank you for the congrats!

hey smacks, thanks! I live in a small enclave of a city in southern california; my friends and i regularly visit the only liquor store in our area that gets the crazy rare shit (delirium, all of stone's output, etc.) they are pretty smart cookies and can special order shit if I have the name, so your list is much…

thanks smacks! yea she's the alain johannes to my josh homme, to speak in the parlance of our time. 

(sheepishly) …no.

don't go chasing waterfalls, @avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus  Please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to

hey old car guy, talk about your cars more.  Seriously, no sarcasm, i want to become an old car guy, so I need to get started somewhere.  I love these old car movies for the chases, but goddamn, the cars are fucking beautiful.  I love old oldmobiles and chevys, i wish i was rich enough to drive a classic car and when…

or just go read a book by his doppelgänger, Rush Limbaugh.

fuck that, get your old man this book:

yup, agreed on your post below, its sad because it seems like the commenters are afraid to post something if its not a one-liner.  its a shame too because Magary is a good  writer but the only feedback he gets are dick-based puns and +1s

I played too much Metro: Last Light and rocked out with my buddies, had some brews.  pretty chill.  I am getting married 12 days from now and I turn 30 in exactly two months.  shit is about to get real.

oh ye of little faith, remember: its the internet, someone will ALWAYS read this.  heheh i remember that movie.  Yeah it was a pretty cool but too many songs.  dude don't give up, please try to start on your project.  It is so hard to get anything done, i know but never let the light burn out.

hey cool man, I dug your skyrim description.