Lone Star, from the 90s, would definitely fit this.
[Yeah, yeah, insert Spaceballs reference here.]

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

There was a discontinued one with a British theme that had chunks of shortbread or something in it. It was reeeally good.

Sounds like you're overthinking it now. ;)
But seriously, I've been there. I don't know there's any rhyme or reason for why people hit it off online but there's no spark in person.
As for me, I met someone and we both obviously are interested in each other, but a week after our first date, she finds out that in order to…

Especially considering your username.

Since I've heard mixed things on running/jogging, I've decided to stick with walking, but every weekend I'm trying to walk considerably longer distances. There's a local biking/pedestrian trail that goes for miles, the W&OD Trail and there are city/county parks all along it, so each weekend I make my goal a park that…

Good luck, we're all counting on you.

Yeah, I've been trying to both save money and slim down my waistline, so not much on my front either. Furthermore, my closest male friend, and my heaviest-drinking friend, is moving cross-country in the next few months, and I'm not a barfly, so I may by default become a near-teetotaler.

FUCK DISCUS.
I mean, seriously, of all the stupid Olympic sports…

*waves*

Thanks - that makes me feel a smidge better. I guess since it's a Christmas special, I was thinking of the Christmas Invasion, which was Tennant's first full episode (when he was conscious).

I think the more important question is why do these women keep dating him? Is it mainly for the shock factor? (Okay, third question: What was he thinking in dropping Von Teese for Wood? Fourth: Is he like Dazed and Confused's Wooderson - he keeps getting older, but his women stay the same age?)

I blame capitalism.

I realize they're with Image, but I'd love a series of Sam and Twitch.

Exactly. Same thing as how words like cracker for white people don't have the impact of words like the n-word for black people. The dominant party can't be stung like the historically (and currently) oppressed party, because the words don't have that WEIGHT of history.

Is Chris Makepeace related to Metta World Peace?

Shirley Manson (of Garbage fame) posted a rant on FB complaining that the woman playing Mary is an "olive"-skinned brunette while Mary was a pale redhead and posted a portrait of her made while she was living. Leaving aside the fact that we can't totally rely on portraits of royalty that are several hundred years old,…

If you want to be REALLY pervy, you could perv out to her on The Good Wife. She was playing a teenager, but she was actually in her mid-20s. The really awkward thing is that she was playing the sorta-naughty-girlfriend to a character played by an actual 16-y.o. boy.

Ha ha, let's make jokes at the expense of his pain!

"I like that he's us."