And, ya know, 800K people with no income. (Not to mention the other couple million who are working but won't get paid until Congress gets its shit together.)

Hey, anybody in the DC area want to meet up at the Air & Sp…
oh.

Most of my Department is considered essential, but I most definitely am not. I feel certain this will not be solved by the end of this week, and I'm fairly confident that this well stretch at least well into next week. However, I have to give props to those House Republicans who have said they would pass a "clean" CR…

"A River Runs Through Bob" Sing-a-long:Bob's Burgers::Cancer:The Room

I was most disappointed by this episode's song. One of my least favorite BB songs ever.

Hey man, take it easy.

I can see the tip!

Best bit of the episode.

….yes?

There was literally not enough emphasis on the word literally in the title.

Yeah, I think Comedy Central is actually better than it was in the 90s. (Insert Battle Bots reference here.)

Through the awesome power of Ted Turner?

For what its worth, I think it went pretty well, much better than the other woman. But ill message her in the next day or two and see if she felt the same. I'd like to believe it was at least good enough for date #2, though its not like there were immediate fireworks. Then again, fireworks has only happened once or…

I much prefer short hair on women, so I'm liking it.

I don't think it was intentional, but that in itself is a problem.

Especially that pathetic scene where his wet speedo is dripping on Mindy's head.

Good points, but inability to consent is still inability to consent.

I'm Gilbert Gottfried, Jr., for USA, Up All Day.

That bit was funny, but I can't be the only one who would've liked to see her in a two-piece.

The flesh can be willing even if the spirit isn't.