Do you live anywhere but a major Mid-Atlantic/Northeastern city? Because anyone who hails from a non-east coast city/town/whatever tends to walk sooooo slooooowly. Part of the reason I couldn't live anywhere else.

Are you two related somehow (you and @avclub-285910f5ff9f9eddf129c46fc2bc5982:disqus)? If this is general knowledge I apologize for being ignorant.

Is there any way to distract yourself so as to break that cycle? Or do you just have to ride it out?

I actually just got panic attacks for the first time last week. NOT FUN. But I suspect it's temporary just because I've got some unusual stressors hanging over my head right now.

Not Lying

I've got some art on my walls, but I needed the input of my (now ex)girlfriend to figure out how to organize it all.  When I ultimately get married, I hope I marry someone who enjoys that stuff - I like offering input, but I'm not going to be the one who comes up with some cool unifying approach. For examples:

@avclub-a452630477eb936fd36fc9a9542d4598:disqus I'm pretty sure the newsletter would just say "Fuck it" over and over again.

I've been saving this link up for WEEKS, just looking for the right time to use it on AV Club: http://americablog.com/2013…

Ditto.

If only the exchange between Andy Dunn and the kid had been changed ever-so-slightly:

Oh my God, you killed Andy!
You bastards!

"Four sweater vests!"

God, you are SUCH a smartass.

This is the other big problem with second episodes - they generally have to have both their own stories and rehash what happened in the pilot for those who didn't catch it. Presumably this should be less of a problem these days with the relative ease of watching an older episode (either online or through your cable…

@Porkchop Sandwich: I never watched that show, but I'd put in a good word (or, more appropriately, an EEEEEVIL word) for John Glover's Devil on Brimstone.

@jean-luc : Curious: Yellow was also pretty good.

http://images4.wikia.nocook… ?

Why does he hate Darkwing Duck so much?

I'm single, but I still consider Kevin more the main character, just because he's a bit more pathetic (which I suppose I relate to somewhat). Pete seems way too competent to be interesting.

Bill Albert?