G'WAAAAN. DOOOOOO IIIIIIT.

Woo! Good luck!

I really apologize if any of that sounds like bragging. It's more just a relief that women like me since I've been out of the game for 1.5 years.

I've been talking to two women for the past week and a half or so through OKC. The first one I'm meeting for drinks on Friday; the second I haven't yet made concrete plans with in case I really hit it off with #1 (and also because her place isn't metro accessible, potentially making plans more difficult, at least for…

*fucks your life*

"who is hawkguy"

I'm closer to gorgeous than I am to gross, but not by a whole lot.

So meta!

I believe he's awkwardly positioned to look in our direction while also showing off his ass.
…shit, that's Hawkeye.
…wait, who's Hawkguy?

Congratulations!!

I often wonder what percentage of "likes" mean "that's clever" and how many mean "I thought of the exact same thing! Kudos for beating me to the punch!"

Well, best of luck with all of this. If/when this gets off the ground, I may have to look you all up! (Once things are farther along, may I suggest a small discount to customers who use the secret password? It would, of course, be "Dawes.")

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus : My friends all have Portias
I must make amends

BBT: geeky reference, insult, geeky insult.
repeat ad nauseam

GET UP AND MAKE IT HAPPEN

The Wish is definitely a Wonderful Life-type episode, but I think Superstar would count in this inventory.

You're assuming that she's willing to get fucked up the ass. Lots of women aren't. I've yet to date one that was up for it.

Was it in flight school?

This obviously is the most appropriate place to ask where the Friday Perv thread (or something to that effect) is usually found. Anyone?

This food makes you goshit.