Hey, Lying Cat!

You win the AV Club Internets today. Everyone just close up shop.

I thought they owned Baja Fresh…

I really love her covers of Bill Wither's "Use Me" and Jimi Hendrix's "Angel." Honestly, she does really good covers of Black musicians' music.

You're on legal meth. You're excited about everything.

And they can get an additional spoonful if they ask like a British street urchin.

I was so young when I was circumcised that I don't even remember it. And I'm not upset that I was. I honestly think uncircumcised ones look weird. (But, of course, that may be because the only penis I've seen in real life - my own - WAS circumcised.)

Your mom drank my Gargleblaster last night.

@K. Thrace: But don't you need an HBO subscription (and thus, cable)in order to use HBOGo?

Arrested Development reference

Yeah, I was really hoping to get his thoughts on the Fringe episode. Amazing performances.

Kat Dennings totally steals the show, though, as she often does.

Murray: Oh boys! Lookee what I got here! (holding Jewish man)
Jewish Man: Where the Aryan women at?

I won't make fun of you, JLaw. Call me instead!

Job creator!

Also great:

WOLF EYES OF WALL STREET?

Dammit, beat me to it.

If I'd have been her, I would've at the very least replied with an equally bad pun. Then again, I love the pun threads on AV Club, so…
But like the others said, bullet dodged. I know it's still disappointing.

You'll understand soon enough. (Well, depending on how quickly you're burning through the episodes.)