Anyone else have to double check that it was actually still Friday after reading this?  I got irrationally mad at the prospect that I was possibly doing work on a Saturday.

A little something for daddy.

A little something for daddy.

The guy in the middle looks like he could be funny.  Or a serial killer.

The guy in the middle looks like he could be funny.  Or a serial killer.

I am the one who drills!

I am the one who drills!

Cliched Conflict Resolution Kevin?

I've always held the contention that there are only two possibilities with regard to the ending of the series How I Met Your Mother: 1) The kids shoot Bob Saget, then themselves, after having been forced to sit still on a couch (not aging) for the better part of a decade, or 2) (More plausible) The camera pans…

Anyone else think Anderson (and his superhuman homicide statistics) is an attempt to bring back a Doakes dynamic going forward?

I agree with you, Marge, in theory.  In theory, communism works.  In theory.

That's a paddlin'.

Let's go ahead and debunk your confused comment about why the girl needed to remove her clothes to blow Dexter.  1) Have you ever been blown?  2)  Have you ever been blown by someone trying to impress you/trying to get you to go from being a hookup to being a serious boyfriend?  3)  If all this woman is trying to do…

Not to diminish a perfectly good season opener, but I don't understand the casting of Patricia Clarkson. Ron Swanson loves pretty dark-haired women and breakfast foods. Patricia Clarkson is none of those things.

Damnit, Alex.  Have those Egg Council guys gotten to you again?

I, too, watched some of this out of morbid curiosity, and you make an excellent point.  Mario Lopez was blissfully ignorant/in denial while his reality stars were being excoriated.  Both The Snooki and Jake "Wings of Love" made absolutely no in-roads with their h8rs, had their noses continually rubbed into their…

Alexander Pope, 18th century satirist, not Pope Alexander (any of the 7 that took that name, including one considered to be an "Antipope").  That's like confusing Henry Clay (The Great Debater) with Clay Henry (The guy from those Subway commercials who "got his might from his Veggie Delite").

*Slow clap*

Couldn't agree more.  My friends and I all Adam West-ly reply, "Those fools," whenever a store is out of a particular product, or the product is no longer being made.  Also, "Good evening—the cement is my pillow."

Oh, come on, Meredith, this episode did an excellent job of being the Lebowski Rug, i.e. tying the entire season together.  The ending in which he went to Paris with Leon for 2 months to get out of playing mini golf with contagious sick kids was the perfect resolution to his trip to NY to get out of Michael Mckeon's…