For the UCB fans out here, this man has a rare form of Little Donny Syndrome.

I see what you did there.

Stop saying "distaff."

He's got his mind set on him.

And… "After 15 minutes with her, I knew I wanted to marry her.  After 30 minutes, I had totally given up the idea of stealing her purse."

Take the Money and Run would be my favorite, if not for What's Up, Tigerlilly?  If you've never seen it, seek it out.  It's a Japanese film with the soundtrack completely removed, and a different script written in to fit the visuals.  It's as if a Japanese James Bond was searching for the recipe for the world's best…

I'd argue "Zelig,"  "Love and Death," or "What's up, Tigerlilly?" to be his most undeservedly underrated films.  "Interiors" was terrible.  We're allowed to say that.

As sequels always aim to amp up the intensity and special effects and pretty much forget every other aspect of movie making, doesn't this have to be "Sharknado 2: Sharknadocane"?  The logical next step from a tornado is to a tornadocane, no?

Hot Saucerman.

I'm a 25-year-old power lifter.

He is an overtly sexual man…

Not to mention Anthony Hopkins and "Magic."  The correct term here is "uncanny."

You may know him as "Tater Salad."

You're terrible at anticipating things correctly.

I'd pick Chan-Wook Park.  He's really good at these kinds of films.

Judging by this trailer, this will pretty much be a shot for shot remake.  Fantastic.  They even kept a similar set design and fed him only in chinese food.  The only difference is the daughter aspect is heightened with a fake daughter so EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS AND HAD NOT SEEN THE ORIGINAL WILL SURELY FIGURE OUT THE…

Remaking "Oldboy" is a bad idea, but this has nothing on Chris Rock's remake of  "Death at a Funeral," which happened three years after the original (but only two years after most American audiences saw it), was in English, kept Peter Dinklage (presumably because Tony Cox was busy), and was making the rounds on cable…

Bobo… Bobo… bring back Sheriff Lobo!

And "Zandalee" has on of the best Cage lines ever with "I want to shake you naked and eat you alive, Zandalee."

My screenwriting professor wrote that one.  She's working on the writing staff of Treme now.