Finally, a well reasoned hate song entry.

Hot merging action!

Yes, Pumaman.  Oh God yes, Pumaman.  (If you're reading "Pumaman" and not saying "Pyoo-may-man" in your head, you're doing it wrong.)

Hey, Paella man!

I think we all know what song was playing during the road trip: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

See a girl that got that booty yack 'em?  Lay em down a smack 'em yack 'em.

By Lucifer's beard!

I am intrigued by your theories and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

The interviews are more entertaining than their shows. See: http://www.avclub.com/artic…

Every time I read one of these interviews, I just get let down because they've got nothing on the guys who made "The Heart, She Holler."  They should be every interview subject, regardless of the topic.

I'm pretty sure it was Lincoln, not Kennedy.  Unless, of course, John Wilkes Booth killed Kennedy.

It's very "Why can't the media raise our kids?!?!"  I like Al Madrigal—his standup and Daily Show segments—but yeah, this is bad.

Crum-bum.

Apparently so.

Hahaha.  If these college students don't properly understand Voltaire's "Candide," people will die!

She played a very convincing 'conventionally crazy girl" tonight.  By that, I mean the type that men tend to call crazy, when in reality, they're more irrational/emotional.  Whenever my friends start talking about their crazy exes, I always join in the conversation with stories about my crazy ex-fiancee.  They get…

It seems you've guessed correctly.

"It matches" does not mean she's as lovely as her vagina.  "It matches" is part of the platitude, "The carpet matches the drapes," meaning the pubic hair is the same color as the hair on her head.  It's always amazing to me when these obvious things slip by the trained eye that reviews them, but I had a professor in…

Sounds like someone went to see Armageddon when he should have seen Deep Impact.

His acting is the best in The Office, his writing is the best in The Invention of Lying, and his "the best" is Derek.