This is outstanding!

Of course he's beneath us. He's an actor.

Wrong on The Odd Couple. Just plain wrong. I can't take it anymore, Felix. I'm cracking up.

I'm Lennon and McCartney, bitch!

I'm Lennon and McCartney, bitch!

Please god tell me there really is a Bitchtit, Mississippi. I want to go to there.

Please god tell me there really is a Bitchtit, Mississippi. I want to go to there.

Just a hole, and an eye. That's the way I like it.

Just a hole, and an eye. That's the way I like it.

Alive! → Rugby: Donner Party Style!

Dick of Time

Sweet Home Alabama

So this guy is a loser?

You just don't come to a meeting and say "bugs."

Maybe they didn't want him to get his fork stuck in the road.

Neil Armstrong

No one withstands The Machine.

We fear change.

But why is the rum gone?
I like you, Betty.

Elle McPherson