Would the doctor care for a brandy before retiring?

You wouldn't hire a clown to fix the john so why let these hooligans tear up the 'biz!

Mother grabbing bastard!

"My goat knows the bowling scores. . ."

This isn't a hospital, it's an insane asylum!

Marty, I always wear a suit to the office.

Commodore 64!

"Did you do any fornicating last night?"

If only he'd aimed that shotgun at his own head. Before he started to sing.

I think Alan Swann is beneath us!

Is it this or, if I may, this?

"rendered hideous and unlovable with the addition of a second patty." Sounds like my last threesome.

Well that was a hell of a thing.

Obviously a Yale man!

You couldn't get a pen in your foot, you swine.

You know, I respect that, but I'm pretty sure that under the present circumstances even Paul McCartney would be all up in the tuna casserole.

He's just a patsy!

Gilligan's Island, bitch!

Ovaltine.

Woe to the Republic.