A nice pair of coconuts
This is just sad. If only I had finished building that defibrillator machine made out of coconuts I could have saved him.

Hey, don't blame me for not being able to get off the island. I built a fucking radio out of a coconut shell.

If she was in a movie that she sucked well that would be okay with me.

No, not really.

Ginger and Mary Ann
I'll just stick with my coconut phone thank you very much.

Bacon!
I for one prefer a good strip of bacon.

You have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser.

I wouldn't mind being shipwrecked on an island with Evangeline Lilly. Ginger and Mary Ann can just step aside.

Tb hit the nail on the head. It's just one long mishmash. Some of the music is good so I suppose "suck" was a little too strong. That's what happens when we run of out coconut cream pie on the island. We get grumpy.

I like Altman enough
But this movie really sucks. It should be under the it's so bad it's good category.

Just sit right back
What, no love for "Gilligan's Island?"

The harmonies on No Reply are outstanding.

Just sit right back
I've always been partial to Gilligan's Island. Maybe that's because I wanted to have a roll in the hammock with Ginger. And Mary Anne.

I must not have had enough lime in my coconut. I'm stranded on this damned island for Christ sake.

The loneliest number
Is the list going to include "One" by Three Dog Night?

WHO IS LOU?!

An outrage
I'll construct a time machine made out of coconuts, race forward to the year 2010 with one of the many gorillas that inhabit the island, and punch this Roven fellow in the nuts.

Russell also played "Jungle Boy" on an episode of Gilligan's Island. I looked that up using my coconut computer powered by a bamboo stationary bike.

Bingo, Bango, Bongo and Irving
But did he predict that The Mosquitos would arrive on the island?

It's quite simple
I'd be glad to help him build a radio out of coconut shells.