He was a hell of a pitcher. And what a nice change of pace for a reliever to win the Cy Young.

Couldn't get through the entire thing, but what I read was funny!

The AV Club

"i like to sexually abuse children"
- doctor unknown

The General from The General. Although, I'm tempted to choose something practical instead, like Joel McCrea's bindle from Sullivan's Travels.

And I'm sorry for upvoting this.

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I would have been glad to move out, but that's rather hard to do when you're 14.

Years ago, my parents got me a lasagna from Fazoli's for dinner, and I threw it in the back yard. Apparently, my years of whining that I hated lasagna hadn't sunk in. #lasagnastory

Apparently James Gunn wants to do Thunderbolts, and Feige told him he'd think about it if Guardians of the Galaxy was a success.

Isn't Peter Parker Jewish?

Alexandria and Arlington County were actually part of D.C. until 1847, when they were ceded back to Virginia.

I attended an Arizona Fall League game at Hohokam Park in '94 (Michael
Jordan was playing) and sat two rows behind Willie Mays, Harmon
Killebrew, Neil Simon, Bud Selig, and Jerry Colangelo, but I was too shy
to go ask any of them for an autograph. Several years later, I even sat next to Neil Simon at separate…

You could do what I do with Bobby Bonilla's autograph, use it as a bookmark.

I almost got Dave Brown's autograph at the 1996 NFL Experience. I'm a Giants fan, and Dave Brown was my favorite player at the time. I had hoped to run into many NFL stars that day, so I brought along a binder of football cards, the front page of the binder being exclusively filled with Dave Brown cards. After a…

Prior to his schlubification, Nicholas Brendon would have been a great Wonder Man.

Don't blame me, if I'd gotten my way we'd have seen Black Knight instead.

I had a horribly embarrassing date where I wept during the quidditch scene in Sorcerer's Stone. No fuckin' clue why.

I'm just surprised that Nick Blood isn't a comic book name.

I stopped at yellow belt. My karate class conflicted with The Simpsons.