"War, what is it good for? Capsolutely nothin'!"

Pandering unsuccessful. Where's the Pirates of Dark Water reboot?

Everybody Loves Agent Biff Turncoat

Yo, Xenu! Can I get a med bridge? I'm running out of lithium and I don't see my prescriber for a week-and-a-half.

Ed Harris was almost Harry Potter.

Isn't he one of the Little Rascals?

Did you already know that, or did you have to look it Uppsala?

Kate Upton? Something something Cahokia Mounds.

No Billy Joel, killer bees; we have all the fun out west.

WHY WON'T ANYONE HELP FUND MY BILLY JOEL FAN PAGE!?

I BOUGHT THIS "I'M WITH STUPID" T-SHIRT AND I ADDITIONALLY GOT THIS ADAM BALDWIN.

Stargape has been off the air for too long. Let's kickstart that bitch!

Connie Willis' tits always cheer him up.

Oh, well look at you. Mr. Fancy Ass who has friends.

Hello Mr. Garbo. Me Hick want money now. Me sick.

The AV Club
Pathetically superficial

You could have cancelled it a season earlier, y'know? Thanks for inflicting "Spock's Brain" on us!

SHAT THE FUG UP!!

You're bad and you should feel bad!

Batman turned into Joey.blowey so gradually, I didn't even notice.