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Flip Phoneys unite!

This movie is so bad that I fired my therapist when she told me it was her favorite film of 2004.

I don't care what anyone says, that crusty old Dean was a stupid head.

I think "Earshot" was supposed to air only days after Columbine as well, and didn't air until after summer was over.

Bang the Bone Slowly

If we're mentioning other sports then I'd be remiss not to mention how awful Tommy Smyth is, and a dishonorable mention goes to the execrable Clive Tyldesley.

My parents still complain about the time I rented Breaking the Waves back in the late 90s. Maybe it's a bit excessive to still complain about it, as my mother angrily shouted "What the fuck did we just watch?" for a good hour after it was finished. I think my dad tried to get back at me, years later, by renting…

No, he was the star of Tarkovsky's Solaris, but it's an honest mistake.

He probably won't get his own newswire, so let me say RIP Donatas Banionis.

Upvoted for use of Malcolmism.

I believe the Tigers were originally the Detroit Juggalos.

Lately I've found myself fantasizing about a Netflix Moon Knight series starring Enver Gjokaj, I guess this frees me up to have more interesting fantasies now.

I'm just surprised nobody wants to experience pogs again for the first time.

I'd experience the 1994 NBA Finals again. I have never been so invested in a sports team than I was with the 1993-94 New York Knicks. Sure I'll be crushed again when we lose, but at least I'll feel something but indifference for my formerly beloved Knicks.

Didn't Emma Caulfield almost get cast as Starbuck? She looks like she could be a trouble-making Viper jock, I think. Although, maybe I'd have seen her as a Viper jock who's deathly afraid of bunnies.

I don't need no fucking fantasy league, I've been having kitten football in my closet for the good part of a decade.

Something something Leonard Pierce.

It helps me get through the day if I'm feeling low. Also, like you noted below, I found getting a cat very helpful. I probably laugh two dozen times more than I would otherwise with my cat around.

Well, I'm glad your experience was helpful. The first time I was hospitalized I went willingly and found it to be a great help. I have been hospitalized against my will twice since, not being suicidal or a danger to others either time, and that just served to erode my trust in the people who put me there and made me…