Well it was probably a more interesting birthday than I've since had. My ticket to Camper Van Beethoven/Built to Spill did go to waste though.

My parents had me unnecessarily hospitalized on my birthday several years ago. Although I was living hundreds of miles away from them, we weren't really getting along. Early in the day I had a shouting match over the phone with my father about my lack of progress at school; I didn't expect that to result in the cops…

As an unemployable bipolar fuck-up currently in the midst of a severe depressive episode, I found this pretty funny. Have an upvote.

Why couldn't it have been Robbie Williams instead?!

The moment I read this, the cricket that had been annoying me for hours fell silent. Good job.

Re-retitle it "PIZZA HOUSE!" and I'll see it thrice.

Best Star Wars film since Empire!

I really wanted it to be Nathan Fillion from ten years ago, but I suppose Paul Rudd will do

Reading of a loveable codger living to such an advanced age prompted me to look up the actor who played Carl "Oldy" Olson on Conan. I had no idea he'd died 15 years ago. I was sure I'd seen him in sketches well into the 2000s. Now I'm doubly sad.

So that's who it is in the picture! I was confused and wondering what Derek Jeter was doing starring in a film directed by Joseph Gordon-Levitt

That sure sounds like me. Make sure you get some taquitos when you go to the store.

I'm doing the same thing. Are you me?

Is HBO still going to adapt Big Dead Place, or was that contingent on Gandolfini's involvement?

I've always wanted to try out for Jeopardy, as I also know a shitload of
trivia, but I think I'd just be ashamed if I made it on the air. I'm assuming the other contestants have jobs and stuff that would be mentioned in the intro, and all I'd really have to say about myselt is that I sit around in my pajamas and eat…

I'd have settled for Cumberbatman.

That's a shame. I had a feeling that this was the role Crash Bandicoot was born to play.

A big red NO over the picture would have sufficed.

No.

Sticky Wicket is a Cricket term, which he must have picked up while in London.

Me too. Felon, mentally ill, or both?