That's how I answer the phone. It's probably also the reason why my friends don't call me anymore.

Well, it's really my mom who's doing the paying.

Great! Now I'll only have to pay for TCM and the Spice Network.

£18? Man, that's merthyr.

Thanks Mad Men! I've never felt so good about losing my virginity to a fat black (German) prostitute.

That's right, I'm living the dream.

Actually I'm not that great. I spend just about every day in my pajamas and intermittently fondling my bits.

Yeah, but where's my welcome? I'm fucking great.