That only happens in Soviet Russia.

@avclub-e9cb2090ad71d7e1028ca50fa616e8a5:disqus  That was my exact reaction as well. Where does the time go?

@avclub-e9cb2090ad71d7e1028ca50fa616e8a5:disqus  That was my exact reaction as well. Where does the time go?

Isn't that just what a lowdown dirty singletist would say?

Isn't that just what a lowdown dirty singletist would say?

Needless pissiness aside, it seems odd for them to advertise someone as being in the movie when they're confined to a flashback or two. Then again, they're evidently sticking with a a guy with the raw magnetism of a wet paper bag as their lead, so I guess the film really doesn't have much else going for it.

Needless pissiness aside, it seems odd for them to advertise someone as being in the movie when they're confined to a flashback or two. Then again, they're evidently sticking with a a guy with the raw magnetism of a wet paper bag as their lead, so I guess the film really doesn't have much else going for it.

SPOILERS SPOILERS ETC SPOILERS HELL DAMN FART

SPOILERS SPOILERS ETC SPOILERS HELL DAMN FART

Welp, time to watch The Ballad of Oscar Homeslice again. Y'all really shouldn't have led with that one. Ain't nobody gonna clear that bar.

Welp, time to watch The Ballad of Oscar Homeslice again. Y'all really shouldn't have led with that one. Ain't nobody gonna clear that bar.

For my money, the moment when Ubermensch (or Lord Superman, or whatever) lobotomizes Doomsday is the absolute high point of this series. I still remember just sitting slack-jawed after seeing it, muttering "holy shit" to myself. Did not see that coming at all.

For my money, the moment when Ubermensch (or Lord Superman, or whatever) lobotomizes Doomsday is the absolute high point of this series. I still remember just sitting slack-jawed after seeing it, muttering "holy shit" to myself. Did not see that coming at all.

Agreed. If you know that someone is dating one of your co-workers and you go ahead and sleep with them anyway despite that knowledge, you deserve some level of recrimination. By no means is Sally the only person that Dana should be mad at, nor is she the worst offender (that would be Gordon), but it always baffled me…

Agreed. If you know that someone is dating one of your co-workers and you go ahead and sleep with them anyway despite that knowledge, you deserve some level of recrimination. By no means is Sally the only person that Dana should be mad at, nor is she the worst offender (that would be Gordon), but it always baffled me…

"I honestly can’t think of a single instance where a gay-panic joke was at all funny, let alone as consistently hilarious as Your Highness finds them to be."

"I honestly can’t think of a single instance where a gay-panic joke was at all funny, let alone as consistently hilarious as Your Highness finds them to be."

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus:  Who said anything about women not enjoying sex? I certainly didn't.

@avclub-da496e2db2e50a068b4ae5549d4ae1b0:disqus:  Who said anything about women not enjoying sex? I certainly didn't.

To me, the misogynist undertones (overtones? tones?) aren't so much in the poker game itself but in what happens afterwards. I think Natalie being all blustery and bad at poker is fine, and even Jeremy's big Sorkin Speech doesn't bother me that much.