Why do we dwell on such trivial matters, when I have to go POOP!

Finn has PTSD. Possibly a little heavy handed, but that's how I read it.

Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency
costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane
fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your
purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!

and make Mars pay for it

I would read it, if only it were titled the mascara of mankind

Massacre of Mankind? What happened to the novel based on the Rout of Civilization?

I vote for a remake of The Usual Suspects, where Verbal Kint was dead all along! It's a winner, I tells ya!

*voluntarily shudders*

Helium Balloons and Telescopes do not work that way!

you done fucked up now!

A German married to a Greek - she must have an arse like a broken catflap - Frankie Boyle

Woodhouse from Archer has died. Dammit, I had something for this. But I am sad

I remember that incident, and it seems very much based on that. A plane carrying Russian school kids collided with a freight plane. So sad. Not sure what to make of someone making a film like this

DR: Oh, you’re expecting me to die?

I wish I had his voice. It was like solid oak.

Ich Nichten Lichten

From The Day Today - "Oxford Street in London, with 3 policeman and a knotted tape barrier"

You mean this big meaty bastard right here?
I figuratively wet my pants at that.

I'm still wondering why they passed on a Dr Who set…

Muse, "Uprising"