Once again I confuse Wes Bentley with Wes Studi. Once again I am disappointed to discover the truth.

“What you’re seeing is the destruction of a legacy. And I think it’s
orchestrated. I don’t know why or who’s doing it, but it’s the legacy.
And it’s a legacy that is so important to the culture,”

I am curious - is the author a fan of W.H Auden, or had he just watched four weddings and a funeral?

Our trains are not little dammit!

Well it's official. Piers Morgan is not a troll, but really is a see you en tee

Like Panto!

We're gonna run out of cake at this rate!

I beg your pardon?

"It’s your false if you if you think this crisis will be over after some time."

"a $250 budget for a “table of weed, coke, pills and panties”

I don't know what it says about the security of Sony servers if they can be hacked by North Korea, with what I can only assume was a fucking potato

"Jaclyn recently filed for divorce, citing Stapp’s abuse of amphetamines, crystal meth, and steroids, according to the Miami Herald. (Stapp and his family live in Florida.)"

I damn near break my ribs laughing at David Schneider's mouth in that bit

"Oxford Street in London, with three policeman and a knotted tape barrier"

Reminds me of a joke from A Touch of Cloth

Carcass. Necroticism - Descanting the Insalubrious, if you please driver!

For your consideration

I have to admit I am curious about which scripts he, ahem, paid homage to and the show in which he did.

If you want loathsome and disgusting, google "Ched Evans"

Awww. What a fucking week this has been.