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That's a Mactical garment.

Also, they're putting their backsides together.

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When are you gonna put some pictures of brothers up in this meth lab?

Yeah, I met him at a party, too.  We didn't really talk or anything, but after a while he just kinda walked over and grabbed my hand and led me upstairs.  And I followed, but I was thinking, Woh, I'm not even gay, am I, but this guy's a movie star, I'm so confused.  He sat on the bed and pulled me over and we played

With Fables, he's officially reached the halfway point toward surpassing Tupac's record for posthumous releases.

It worked for Robot Magic Johnson.

Rock stars become reality tv stars and hock rockin' pet accessories.  Jani at least died with some diginity.

He died as he lived: dirty, rotten, filthy, stinking drunk.

All the girls I make out with begin puking almost immediately for some reason.

I don't get the "too hip" criticism.  Are you conflating the characters (who the book criticizes and punishes) with the book itself? 

Posthensile. 

Just so long as we never have to see her walking around as a naked giant smurf.

Yeah, I really like this show.  It turns out that 10 minutes is the perfect length for absurd, juvenile humor.

I know exactly what you mean, only thanks to Neil Strauss, I would end the evening drenched in Gaga's brightly colored, oddly scented vaginal juices.

Freddie Mercury, meet Lady Galliumgallium.

They collared the guy who stole it.

They Came To Rob Las Vegas & Nico

Yeah, pretty good.  Aside from the suicide booth, the best gag is the France of the future speaking English in the New Years countdown.

I dunno, I'd think Bryce Dallas Howard in The Village might be a more suitable pinup girl for colonial Williamsburg.