I piloted an F-4 Asshole in 'Nam.  Mostly I just circled the perimeter, but occasionally I had to go in pretty deep. 

National Lampoon's European Footloose:  .3048 Meterloose

Your Six Degrees game is making my head hurt.

So nothing but 90s music and Dawes, huh? 

You forgot to factor in for Heisenberg's Sure-Thing Principle.

The Nobel Prize for Birthing Hips?  No, I don't think that's a thing.

If by "zeitgeist" you mean "way things have been since forever".

Spilled Seed & Stilettos (or Spilled Seed in Stilettos for our foot fetishists)

Well, it is a Christian organization.

It's all about the clarity, bro.

As an Apitheist, I bend the knee only to my God-Queen bee.

My favorites feature the Bacchanental Op.

You got Django'd, bitches!

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That dog's run-over, vulture picked corpse was more popular than Harlan Ellison at the time, which inspired him to write The Deathbird.

He drove that frank furter than Tiger drives a Titleist.

Ryan Gosling is Ignatius J. Reilly in A Confederacy of Drivers.

Yeah, that was the movie, except it was Karen O, not Arcade Fire.

I was gonna go see this at the theater, but instead I'll wait for the click.

Surely they'll address the cancer issue, and therefore Seth Rogen will play his loveable chum.