Well, if in one of the episodes they take a road trip down to New Orleans [spoiler] one of these ladies will be drowning herself in a charmingly quirky manner..

You are insanely committed in your quest to understand AVClub allusions.  Bravo, sir.

Nah, no need to wear pants at all down here in our moms' basements.

I would gladly hold doors open, pull chairs back from dinner tables, and lay my cape across a mud puddle for these fine young ladies as long as they would fuck me senseless in return. 

You can watch all the gentlemanly penetration you want CW, but the rest of us want to see penises going into these fine ladies' vaginas. 

You know what goes well with cookies?  A Tea Party.

"Ayn Rand is a great writer."

American Horror Story:  The inexplicably high ratings of Glee.

Der Nazische Selbsthass

Oh yeah?  Well my FIVE YEAR OLD kid interviewed Cormac McCarthy. 

Without the bandana he's riff raff all right. Doubly so with that fucking thing on.

Ollie:  How do you farm bachelors?

As if the voice over narration weren't overbearing enough on this show, this fuckwad's moved on to car commercials to further oppress us with his monotonous drone.  The writers on this show never wrote a scene that couldn't use a little more explaining to death.

All of Billy Crystal's output is tear-inducing.

In the future, all robots are programmed with the voice of Slim Pickens.  Yep, the future is pretty fucking awesome.

No you read that wrong.  He uses his giant spear to stab the eye that ALREADY had a fork in it (as opposed to the other eye which was utensil free at the time).

Nope.  That was Ariel in the Tempest:

Well, as Lars Van Trier likes to say, there's a bit of Monomaniacal Nazi Dream Girl in all of us.

Some regular guys who just back back from the hair stylists.

I dunno.  He displays quite a bit of range on Theologians (not talking about the falsetto parts).