Fat Albino and the Achromatic kids.

I'm just pointing out that both of these guys were into camp in 1979.

Bullshit.  He was Doggie Fucking Schnauzer!

Reconvene:  great idea.

It just doesn't matter!  It just doesn't matter!

Doggie blogged on his Commodore 64 before the internet was even invented!

Cuse and the Christian Church: one makes shit up as he goes along and the other just plain makes shit up. 

If physical contact with others is your personal hell, then you limbo your way under their grasping arms and out of purgatory.

Hey you guys, all I'm saying is that you're being kind of mean to Whitney.  Can we please please please be a little nicer to Whitney?

Modern Family is Tortilla Flat, but buxom.

For some reason, I thinks it's weird that she hired a band to play the riff from Good Times.  I always assumed they just sampled it from Chic's record.

The Ruffington Post? Yep, that's the gonna be the joke quality of this show. Hire me for punch up. I've got three other dog/blog puns ready to go.

This was a funny episode, but holy shit was that a terrible ending.  Like, they didn't even bother writing one.  Just, fuck it, we're done.

I'm all for it being a whole different social discussion, but these sweeping "reforms" and teacher-union killing laws taking place all over the country are applied to the teachers of the entire state, including the many many many teachers who work in low income areas.

Laurence Olivier replied, "Try acting dear boy."

Yeah, but we'll be back for All Stars.

SHAKESPEARE NEEDS BRACES!

The problem is you're wrong.  Teachers get blamed for all kinds of shit that is not their fault.  These kick ass teachers in this movie?  If a kid misses half the year because his parent is a dumbfuck and as a result doesn't improve and fails his standardized tests, that student's failure shows up in the teacher's…

God bless Test Tube Monkey and fuck you Nathan Rabin.

Half stinging, honey-making insect, half deer, this rare African antelope can only be found in the most remote jungles of the Congo.