I didn't know Kubrickian-dead-eyed Jim Jarmusch was gonna be in this.  What superhero is he supposed to be?

I read Then We Came…along with the AVClub Bookclub, and I'm pretty sure that was in first person plural.  I thought it was very effective in that, by the way.

Because she's white and saucy?   

Brave New Girl?  Zooey's plenty pneumatic and this show does seem to be geared toward the limited cognitive abilities of the gamma caste.

Hey scientist, tell your friend to back off.

Disney's just now getting into lady dicks? Might I suggest setting this in Thailand?

Not into horizontal vaginas, eh?

Thank You (Ford E150 Be Mice Shanty Agin)

I have spilled so much seed to thoughts of Sagnier that she would become pregnant just from entering my house.

Ha.  I love Newt Gingrich jokes.

The caterpillars were identical twins!

I believe there's a Shaw play by that name about a woman who works for the Salvation Army but who also wants to get her tits out there.

The book even made Boom Boom into an interesting character, and if that doesn't deserve accolades, what does?

Time taveling John Travolta was instrumental in aiding Captain Shackleton defeat the automatons in the year 2000.

Trailer:  Scatman Crothers and that creepy kid doing jazzhands.  Title card reads, "Still Shining."

We all know that Toronto is full of poutine eating surrender monkeys, but did Ann Arbor at least put up a fight?

My girlfriend's also been telling me she's "almost there" since 2004.  My dick is kind of raw.  Help.

Their version of The Battle of Evermore on the Singles soundtrack is pretty great.

"Gino Cologist"  He's kind of like the Cake Boss, except more like the Pie Boss.

Yep, my stuff hasn't updated since Thursday or so (847 comments?  Psssh.  More like a thousand by now).  Anyone know who we should contact about this?  I'm going to flag ElDan's post just so someone up there looks at it.  Also because I'm offended by the word bra.