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I blame Danny Boyle.  Because of him, I tried heroin, got into some crazy shit looking for a paradise island in Thailand, and moved into a garbage dump under an overpass in India.  None of those things are as glamorous as he makes them look on film.

I have traveled quite a bit to places that are off the beaten tourists routes, and there absolutely are people who get off on doing just this kind of thing and who stupidly go where no sane person would go.  It happens all the time, actually.  It seems at least as likely to me that they are dumbfuck hikers as spies.

Eh, if we can get a crazed Steve Zahn and a crazed Jeremy Davies in there, I'd probably see it.

Dr. Dinosaur is the best thing ever.  Atomic Robo is in the top five.

Because Murray does those and Sava wanted to post about this book he just read, pefect fit be damned?

Anybody else read Veitch's Love@War?  I thought it was damned good satire but is also full of nutso characters and bizarre plot twists.  Tons of fun.

That's a great price on one of the most insanely fun comics of all time.

How do you even live in this world?  How do you get up every day without being offended by everything around you into a state of catatonic shock?  How will you survive the surgery when they have to remove two by four after two by four of endangered tropical hardwood from your bleeding rectum?

I take full responsibility for the jokes I wrote in this thread and I think they are funny and I stand by them.  You're too fucking stupid to get the joke, so you think it's offensive.

C.C. Dongton

Ramsay enjoys dark stouts and chocolates, and also prefers a more robust penis flavor in his dishes.

Dong Choadle in Hotel Rawandong

Christians aren't exactly known for having good sense when it comes to recognizing a book as TOTALLY FALSE and NOT TRUE.

Yes, but didn't you hear?  Indie films might not be being fair to these assholes!  What the fuck are we to do?

I think you have to understand the sociology of the homeless to really get that scene.  On the streets, buttfucking doesn't make them gay.  It's an act of dominance and is important in establishing the homeless hierarchy that keeps them from falling completely into chaos and despair.  After a long day of buttfucking,

Before bbq'ing, you gotta soak it in an oceany brine for a few hours to get that authentic flavor.

The enthusiasm of the reviewer for a clearly mediocre Sunny is offputting.

Jordo, good luck finding a first person to have sex with.

Hey laimtomisbehave, fuck you and the 20 horses you fucked before you rode  over here.

Whoever flagged my comment here, I scraped something off my shoe today
that wasn't as boring, humorless, or obnoxious as you are.