Jesus cheeeeerist

This was the first one I posted.  And fuck you.

Why the fuck was my comment removed?  It contained the words "whore" and "vagina" as do many other posts in this topic, and ironically, this very thread. Whitney uses those words every time she does a standup act, so I think she can handle it you fucking soaking wet afghans.

It's a shame about those airshow crashes last weekend, but at least those people never had to live in world where Whitney has a tv show.

Whitney comes from an improv background.  And a talentless hack foreground. 

Steven Soderberg finally made a movie about Whitney's vagina:  nope, not Contagion.  Traffic.

This show could be considered a win for female comedians if anyone actually thought of Whitney as a comedian.

Whitney is so terrible on Comedy Central's Roasts that it almost makes me wish Greg Giraldo weren't dead.

With this show, Whitney has proven that you really can sleep your way to the bottom.

Whitney's jokes are so terrible that even Dane Cook won't steal them.

I'm not saying she looks old for her age, but Whitney was first described as a MILF at age 11.

Q:  What's the first thing Whitney did after being told she got to be in her own television show?

September 29, 2010, Greg Giraldo catches Whitney's act for the first time.

Whitney might as well wait until she's 40 to have kids.  It won't matter because with her genes, all of her kids are going to come out retarded anyway.

Vagina, vagina, vagina.  We get it.  I'd use the phrase "one trick" but those words don't belong anywhere near a conversation about this whore.

The good thing about having Whitney as one of the creatives on these shows is that there'll be no need to dumb it down for the typical sitcom audience.

The biggest surprise about Whitney getting two shows on the air is that it means two studio execs out there were actually willing to sleep with her.

This show's going to be off the air faster than Whitney's hand went down the studio exec's pants at the pitch meeting.

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Nobody tell them what Magic Brownies are.  Or the truly depraved act, the Dublin Mudslide.