The Puritans got one!

And I figured the "at Bernie's" was just assumed.

Also, Bjork Johngudmundsdottir.

Tell us more about Xena, though.

That's nerdy, not dorky. 

Perhaps these autolike bots can fight against jetlike bots and insectlike bots.

Neonatal herpes made HipsterDBag the man he is today.  His mom being a dirty whore also contributed.

No, but midi-clitorides allow female jedi hyenas to lightsaber-duel with lions Schwartz style.

Don't clitorides show up on the periodic table just before the noble gases?

CancerAIDS is on second.

Nah, Kutcher is old people-friendly.  He only dates and marries senior citizens.

My plan is similar, but it's to continue to make babies until I get a movie offer.  And then it's no more babies for me.  That's right ladies, so you better get yours while the offer is still on the table.

Ryan Gosling's selfish insistence on continuing to make movies caused the decline in fertility that led to the apocalyptic future of The Handmaid's Tale in the first place!

Q:  Why did Patrick Swayze refuse autopsies for all five of his murdered children?

Shit, they're letting anybody in there now.  Snoop Dog, David Beckham, that fucking kid from Undeclared. 

Well, when he's talking to the skull of Yorick saying that he knew him well, he really did mean that in the Biblical sense.

You know what else I hate about all the revisions Whitman made to Leaves of Grass?  The drawings of him as an older, wiser man.  This is a book about life and youth and yawping, so how do those drawings even make sense?  The old man depicted in that drawing would keel over if he even attempted a half yawp.  For that…

Set in Nashville no less.  I heard it's called Good Oldboy.

I've heard that sleeping with a Prime Minister can get you well on your way to that honour, Barry. 

I thought this kid's performance in The Kids was excellent.  Actually, I liked all the performances, although I've heard others complain that the leads were ham handedly gaying it up.