Who needs explosions when  you've got a shitload of mimes?  Fucking genius movie!

I just made this, except I subbed silken tofu for the suet, mashed banana for the egg, almond milk for the milk, and rajas for the sultanas.

I don't understand if the movie the monkey wants is about people who masturbate while eating burritos at the same time, which sounds awesome and potentially messy
or
does the monkey simply want the filmmaker to eat a burrito and while he's doing that, also make a movie about masturbating?

Are you that sperm bank donor who fathered 1000 kids?

That's why I only read speculative fiction, graphic novels, and Maxim.

I always thought that Snoop Dogg, or maybe Doug Benson claimed to be the highest paid man in showbiz.

1.  That wasn't her pee hole.
2.  That wasn't a chicken leg.

I liked his sampling of the Lafayette Afro Band's saxophone riff from Darkest Light on the song Rump Shaker.

So if we're continuing the cupboard theme, these three epsidoes had:

I always chuckle at the episodes where they make a big deal about Rory being ugly.  Fine, he's American-actor ugly, but that makes him British-actor handsome, and I'm sure he's considered an attractive man in the real world.  And ok, he's not in Karen Gillan's league, but who is?

I think it's super cool that the film community supports one another like that—traveling all the way to India to be part of a practical joke! 

You add plus douchebag to minus douchebag, and you get like, zero douchebags.

I saw an ad for Ralph Stanley performing in my town in 2012 and I thought it was a bit presumptuous.

Dawesitively 4th Street.

I heard that Christian Bale really transforms into the character in this. 

Oh snap!  Now that's how you use italics!

I'm currently in my basement sniffing the mylar on my multiple copies of McFarlane's Spider-Man #1, dreaming about the day that I sell these babies in a few years and retire to Tahiti.

If only this had happened before she made…aw hell, just about every one of her movies except Election.

Oh! Durrrringgggg!  Yep yep yep yep yep.

And all he wanted to do was smell flowers.  Such a shame.