Sturm und drang.

Dirk Daring, the Daring Dirk of Derring-Do?

Also, there are some wicked llamia tits on the preceding page.

If you'd read Animal Farm, you'd know that Orwell is far from an idealist when it comes to Animal Collectives.

He took up arms in the Spanish Civil War.  That's a pretty fucking extreme thing for a non Spaniard to do.

Sensitive soldiers need more hugs.

I also dated a Moon Zappa around that time.  All I know is we better not be talking about the same Moon Zappa.

I understand black people because I listened to gangsta rap in the 90s.

I had to get a shot last week, and the hyperbolic needle was soooooooooo big!

SHANE!

If the purpose of the reboot was to get me to read my first JLA in a decade, then mission accomplished.  If they wanted me to keep reading based on this issue, horrible, horrible failure.

Yep.  The first few issues of FF are great and I've barely even been able to finish the last few—he killed the amazing momentum he'd built up.

It's been ages since I've enjoyed the xbooks, but right now Giilen is doing a pretty good job on two titles and I'm enjoying Schism and loving XForce.  I haven't read this much x per month since Morrison and Milligan were on titles.

Columbus, bitches.

Hey buddy, want some advice?  If you want to meet women, try wearing pants.

I’m on a party bus, Wonderin’ all the time, Who’s on the other end of My Right Cross? Is she big, is she small? Is she a she at all?

Whaddaya gonna do, she's from France.

First writer to put her in an electric-chair style deathtrap wins!

If you don't have a riddle for us, stay the fuck away.

But is there going to be an orrery this time?  Huh?  Huh?