I've heard that dogs can shit and run with various flora in their mouths.

I thought this was a great episode, mostly for Larry and Ricky's performances.

Holy shit does Jessica Simpson suck in that movie. Every single line she delivers has obviously been cut together from numerous takes just to make her seem human.

My favorite one was when Aunt May became a herald of Galactus and fed him delicious Hostess products to stop him from devouring the earth.

Well, you've probably heard of Andy Capp and Carter from Get Carter, but that's it. Oh, and the Rolling Stones and the Beatles. And several mentions of Rosemary's Baby.

Yeah. it was funny, but "playing Sonic Kart" is a pretty well known euphemism for sex with an under-aged junkie.

The third episode was an aimless mess, but now we've got one of the series' best in this one, along with two solid eps in one and two.

I'm a huge fan of the fly ep, but I don't want to see them do it again.

Personally
I blame Chicago Public Schools for this mess. They should be shut down and handed over to businessmen who know what they're doing. Who's with me? Rabin? ZMF? GQ?

I just watched this the other week for the first time (netflix instant) and it's a thoroughly entertaining movie. Daniels is excellent in it.

Time permitting? Dude reads Ulysses EVERY YEAR!

Gaiman's Dr Who
I finally saw it this weekend, and while it doesn't stray far from the typical monster of the week formula, the Dr./Tardis interactions are pretty great and Gaiman does a better job than most of fitting his story into the show's mythology. Also, Gaiman's take on the running gag of Rory dying every…

When I was a kid I loved Cookie Monster. I mean loved—books, tshirts, records, all that shit. Growing up, I lost track, but after reading that post, it's back to full on love.

I love it when a celebrity or athlete or musician is asked in an interview what his or her favorite book is and s/he says "The Bible" which is obviously code for "I don't read."

"the ideal solution to this problem would be for elephants to not be kept in captivity or used for performing at all."

Way to blame the victims, ZMF.

Are you thinking of the pregame ad leveled against Ole Miss? "Whichever Tide you play, you get rolled."

Some snark: does anyone in your country ever discuss how the accepted meanings of words change over time? Or even just denotation vs connotation?

Didn't someone here just review a book about viruses the other week?

Here's a newsflash: old people become more conservative. Holy fucking shit, alert the media.