I've got it on good authority that a severed penis can indeed move through space and time, but that finding a willing midget upon which to affix said penis to is the rub.

There's a Wolverine cameo.

Reilly plays a narcissistic, entitled brat in Stepbrothers so that'd work.

I like what the movie has to say (who outside of Hollywood wouldn't?) but I didn't enjoy watching it much. If you know the synopsis there are no surprises or revelations in the film.

Lick IIt, Slam IIt, Suck IIt

Incredible is a tense little chase movie for the first half hour or so. Then we realize it's got nothing more to do or say than that and it just goes on forever. That Hulk vs Abomination fight lasts for at least an hour, doesn't it? Jesus.

Are you guys talking about big James Nance, goes about 6'8" 375 lbs.?

but does a mass grave do a road hog?

I'm buying multiple copies of all of these babies.

But
can their agnosticism withstand the fall of noted Bible-thumper Jim Tressel?

That stands for "it lures Odysseus"

comics should be good
If you missed this pretty great comics story about 2Live Crew, drawn by Stuart Immonen of all people, here it is:

How can we fuck up Tintin? Oh yeah, let's give it that Polar Express look.

Well, they raped the Congo, etc. but please give them a minute to explain their problems with American foreign policy.

Then she dipped her donut in my tea.

Fuck Teach for America
Yep. Fuck em.

Why not The Complete Works of Kilgore Trout then?

What kind of interviewer
doesn't ask about Freedom Ring?

What kind of interviewer
doesn't ask about Freedom Ring?

So… I heard somebody was giving away some ham down here?