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Yeah, Mr Wonderful is great—perfectly paced, well designed use of the medium.

Flav just chose the wrong business partner. Should've gone with Giancarlo Esposito.

My jizz doesn't need to be scrubbed so much as dusted off, and perhaps perfumed.

Not a game for Swansonites: it offers "numerous paths of burger creation." So turkey-burger, saffron, and chutney will likely be on there.

Yep—terrible acting. One of the worst scenes of the entire series.

This episode was a ton of fun. I'd give it an A except for the it was all a dream nonsense—none of these episodes are supposed to make sense or be in continuity or anything like that, so why did they bother explaining it away as a dream? Have the vampire super heroes cured by cosmic rays or some other nonsense and…

Can we pinpoint the exact moment when this series went from making fun of the kinds of things that Kelly Kapur would like to writing episodes for her as if she were the target audience?

The Leslie-Tom stuff was so hilarious that this absolutely was one of the best episodes of the series, but that burger B plot was blue color comedy level stuff. Tired, lazy, boring. I like Swanson, but this was too obvious.

The people who buy exotic animals are the worst kinds of pieces of shit and none of them will watch this movie.

Very Strange
I am going to commit suicide one day, but not until all three of the novels I'm working on (one's more of an outline, but still) are finished.

What the fuck? Are you going to look into the ehtics of a company every time you want to drink delicious pomegranate juice? That's a good use of your time?

Christ you guys are assholes. That's some great logic: everything I do and buy is problematic, therefore, fuck it, I'm just gonna do whatever the fuck I want no matter the consequences.

Dear Sean
Can you please go through all of IMDB and write an article for every actor/actress telling us whether he or she will or won't be in this new Gatsby movie?

@Mrs Gods Hotcakes: No, the female lead in Antichrist becomes possessed by the bullshit "female force" that men have been claiming women have had all along (but it's all bullshit). The movie explicitly references the witch trials and the innocent female victims of those witch trials.

*He's*

His a misanthrope, and probably an asshole, but not a misogynist. His movies are feminist critiques of misogynistic society. Why is that so hard to get? Have you seen his movies?

Hitchcock makes a cameo as the Ventriloquist.

Again, Farrar wrote all but one song on the album.

@ Skrull Stan Lee: your enitre crew got taken out by Norman Osborn, a guy who's had his ass handed to him by Spider-man dozens of times. Lame.