You mean it's a fake fake message, as opposed to a real fake message?

As long as you have a launch tower high enough, that'll work!

Forums?

"Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to do yet another 'agent on the run' storyline, because that's not played out yet."

Says the guy who works for Sony Japan.

Liked for making me actually gag upon reading "Mountain Dew-flavored Doritos".

The Earthsea Trilogy is fantastic. My father read them to me when I was a child, and I've reread them at least once as an adult. Now I want to reread them again.

"Eyyye am Kerr-mitt!" *grins*

He DID actually do that on Raising Hope. And hit 85 mph in a shoddy DeLorean, which promptly broke down on him.

I'm reading Wired by Douglas E. Richards. It's so far an interesting take on the "ex-military specialist hired to track down a terrorist" story, with the twist that either side could be lying at this point. Also deals with heightened intelligence (like Limitless) and potential immortality, and how people would…

I really hope that's part of the conversation.

You have nothing to apologize for when this fucking shithead is around:

I can navigate the crazy menus if I want to get to the Marketplace. I haven't bought a game via the X-Blah Store in over a year.

B-but…the Oblivion Gates were so much fun! Especially when all but one or two of them were identical to each other!

Frosted PS4s…they're Magically Disgusting(tm)!

"The Cheat, I gave you that Netgear router so that you could get on and/or off The Internet. Not so you could have blue-light disco raves!"

That last thing is pronounced "X-Blah Store". Because yeah…what a mess.

"Hey, Dudebro! Check out this chatting thing I'm doing on my X-Bone-arino!"

The NES was great, except for the sharp-cornered carpal tunnel-inducing controller.

I especially love the comparison between the Xbox 360's menus and the Idiocracy TV. I SO HATE that damn screen! Just give me TWO BOXES: GAME or NETFLIX, and screw everything else!