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"Be different, just like everybody else!"

Forkknife poop and skull it!

No, but Shaggy's father is now missing, presumably hidden on a Native American reservation somewhere…

I live in a 2 bedroom, 2 bath apartment, and we use the second bathroom for storage.

I am perfectly comfortable living in a house built by porn that has an arcade and TNG-Bridge Theater. Now I just need to win the biggest lottery jackpot in history to afford the mansion AND the annual taxes to keep it for more than six months.

TUSK?

I loved the idea of that game, but hated the actual gameplay. Am I wrong in remembering that some jellybean colors were unlimited and others weren't? I seem to remember getting pissed because a few times I only had one bean left, and I threw it to the blob and he missed it, ruining the entire game yet again…

Enjoy your dying of cancer/radiation poisoning!

Also, it is Jens' birthday today! Happy birthday!

I'm pretty sure it was Zack's TOS reviews when I started commenting. Thanks a bunch for these!

I would gladly pay Oprah $99 to $999 for her to give me the life I want, which is to be completely free of debt.

Wayans Babies, we make our dreams come true!

Considering how much I sweat at night even if it's below 70 degrees and everyone else in the house is freezing, I think I'd probably prefer Scandinavia.

Pufnstuf is not a fucking dragon. UGH!

Yeah, I like Fleetwood Mac a lot. I borrowed a greatest hits album from my father's CD collection for a couple of years.

Because the rich run the country?

Not a fan of it. I disliked it right away. I generally prefer music with more depth of sound, not less. (Some of the White Stripes' songs bug me because of this too. I'd rather hear a full orchestra than two instruments and a singer.)

"Oh no, Molly's lost!"
"Eh, just make a clone of her most recent transporter pattern!"

Thanks!