I thought Pilates was the guy who had you crucified for overturning the treadmills in the temple?

Reminds me of "Ford Lincoln Mercury" from The Postman.

Not clear at all…it pretty much throws the entire country into rebellion.

Key & Peele made a second East-West Collegiate Bowl video.

That's why the new child's name is that in the Raul Julia Addams Family movies.

TGI Wednesday's!

I hate the name Wiress because my brain keeps wanting to read it as Wireless.

And now you know…the rest of the story!

Well, literally catching on potentially artificial fire. Is that more interesting?

Team Tracker Jackers!

*President Snow arrives suddenly with shock troops in tank tops and balaclavas*

Despot Galaxybug!

The first time I saw (and hated) Jamie Campbell-Bower.

Zap Rowsdower would be far more fitting as an Arnold character name.

I think she's physically attractive, but pretty much everything else you said is accurate.

The Flux CapASSitor is the power!

Ah, right. So again, "Load All Comments" would solve that problem too!

I got a "Zero Notifications" notification for this?

"Hey, watch me do AMAZING shit like edit videos to look like I'm levitating in front of a 'live' audience! See, the dude in the reaction shot is wearing the same baseball cap, but his shirt is the wrong color, and you never noticed it!"

"Curse you, consoles!" *starts 157th Master of Orion 2 game*